Naked man steals a vehicle, disappears into thin air

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serious arnold schwarzenegger GIF

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This was LA. Woman in a naked man suit.

I feel like you’re trying to make some sort of stereotype-based joke, but I’m not even sure what stereotype you’re going for.

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When your distinguishing feature is “naked,” anonymity is only a pair of pants away.

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(Maybe.)

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Nothing to be concerned about. Just another traveller from the future here to stop the AI apocalypse (or a robot to ensure it happens).

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But time travel is no good!

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Is that what the song was about?

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Tough to run it against the database…

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I dunno, this just may help crack the case

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Was it a DeLorean?

DeLoreans permit the traveller to keep their clothes, canonically.

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I assume the DeLorean doesn’t prevent naked driving, however…

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“Where we’re going, we don’t need clothes”

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