H/T @SenorSchaffer
Joe Isuzu
A rabid skunk.
I trust Captain Kirk not to violate the Prime Directive more than I trust the Angry Turnip not to violate the Constitution.
I trust that nobody will leave him alone with this book.
http://www.npr.org/2017/01/17/510252058/trump-will-be-sworn-in-with-same-bible-as-lincoln-and-obama
Does he plan to have prostitutes piss on it?
I assume that is Penceās duty now.
A 60 year old prostate gland.
I know that billboard! I pass it every time I go visit my dad in Indiana.
That wasnāt sarcastic was it? Iād hate to think you might be taunting Happy Fun Ball.
I-65 in Indiana is chock full of billboards like this scaring people into believing in Jesus.
Driving on I-65 always makes me aware of my own mortality, so itās probably a good place for them.
I have a t-shirt that is still in my rotation. It reads āGore '08. For Earthās Sake.ā with a picture of the earth. A couple years ago, my brother told me that I shouldnāt wear it. That it embarrassed him to be seen with me wearing it. Heās a bit on the conservative side, and didnāt want to be seen associating with a hippy (something you wouldnāt call me if you saw me).
I didnāt know Gore ran in '08.
He didnāt. This was a very limited run t-shirt made for a morning interview NY television show where Gore was to appear, in an effort to get him to run. A friend of a friend worked on the crew and they snagged one for me.