Name something you trust more than Donald Trump


#1


What Do You Share in Common with Donald Trump?
Tilting at Windmills
#2

Iffy potato salad.


#3

Infrastructure?


#4

Bernie Madoff?


#5


#6

Well, this thread peaked early. I got nothin’ after seeing that.


#7

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#9

wait, i think i can still raise the bar . . .

george w. bush


#10

I trust my programmable coffee maker more and it almost always gets grinds in the carafe. Really annoying. It hasn’t started (or even really attempted) any international incidents and I don’t think it knows what a “twitter” is.


#11

…as far as I can throw him? Though to be fair, I did take some aikido classes for a short while.


#12

The Tacoma Narrows Bridge?


#13

@japhroaig’s pancreas


#14

Lifetime VPN subscriptions from the BoingBoing store.


#15

They’re 94% off!


#16

The Russians.


#17

#18

@beschizza’s security technician.


#19

The odds of me winning the lottery this week.


#20

The will of the people of America to be rid of the Russian puppet.