Iffy potato salad.
Infrastructure?
Bernie Madoff?
Well, this thread peaked early. I got nothin’ after seeing that.
wait, i think i can still raise the bar . . .
george w. bush
I trust my programmable coffee maker more and it almost always gets grinds in the carafe. Really annoying. It hasn’t started (or even really attempted) any international incidents and I don’t think it knows what a “twitter” is.
…as far as I can throw him? Though to be fair, I did take some aikido classes for a short while.
The Tacoma Narrows Bridge?
@japhroaig’s pancreas
Lifetime VPN subscriptions from the BoingBoing store.
They’re 94% off!
The Russians.
@beschizza’s security technician.
The odds of me winning the lottery this week.
The will of the people of America to be rid of the Russian puppet.
