Name something you trust more than Donald Trump

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My three year old.

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Professional homeopaths.

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A fart while wearing white pants after chilli night.

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Maybe Trump will be able to corner the cell real estate market once he’s in prison?

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McDonalds Apple Pies being cold enough to eat.
Gumboots not having a scuttling surprise in them when you’ve left them outside overnight.
My self-control at a whisky-tasting.

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there are a couple of entries in this constest that i have both understood and appreciated but i haven’t “liked” because they drive home a bit too well that it really does hurt too much to laugh. yours here is one of those.

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This guy…

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Comcast.

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Paul Ryan?

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There’s always someone who takes it too far.

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I’ll be happy with a used car selling, TV preaching, erection potion salesman after they’ve retired from congress.

That should be better than the Trumpet.

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Windows 10

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I so love you for this.

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Reaganomics
Richard Nixon
Kenneth Lay
Torquemada
Pablo Escobar
The healing power of crystals
Jim Jones
CIA

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