My three year old.
A fart while wearing white pants after chilli night.
Maybe Trump will be able to corner the cell real estate market once he’s in prison?
McDonalds Apple Pies being cold enough to eat.
Gumboots not having a scuttling surprise in them when you’ve left them outside overnight.
My self-control at a whisky-tasting.
there are a couple of entries in this constest that i have both understood and appreciated but i haven’t “liked” because they drive home a bit too well that it really does hurt too much to laugh. yours here is one of those.
There’s always someone who takes it too far.
I’ll be happy with a used car selling, TV preaching, erection potion salesman after they’ve retired from congress.
That should be better than the Trumpet.
I so love you for this.