Name something you trust more than Donald Trump


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My three year old.


#24

Professional homeopaths.


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A fart while wearing white pants after chilli night.


#28

Maybe Trump will be able to corner the cell real estate market once he’s in prison?


#29

McDonalds Apple Pies being cold enough to eat.
Gumboots not having a scuttling surprise in them when you’ve left them outside overnight.
My self-control at a whisky-tasting.


#30

there are a couple of entries in this constest that i have both understood and appreciated but i haven’t “liked” because they drive home a bit too well that it really does hurt too much to laugh. yours here is one of those.


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This guy…


#33

Comcast.


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Paul Ryan?


#36

There’s always someone who takes it too far.


#37

I’ll be happy with a used car selling, TV preaching, erection potion salesman after they’ve retired from congress.

That should be better than the Trumpet.


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Windows 10


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I so love you for this.