Mentioned this before, but I used to work for them.
You’d all love to know how many aircraft have safety critical systems made by Lucas.
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Comcast.
Given that he’s part of their plan to shittify the net, no. You went too far.
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- Mayonnaise that had been left outside in the sun all day.
- “Grocer’s quotes” surrounding “fresh”
- The fine print
- Secondhand underwear
- Social safety nets in the state of Indiana
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The shooting accuracy of Imperial Stormtroopers.
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Flashbacks ! !
I was in the second (3rd?) grade when Nixon was impeached. The only thing I knew about a President was some story of some guys named Washington, Jefferson, and Lincoln…
I walked into the room while my parents were watching an impeachment story on the news & their jaws hit the floor when I asked "Do we still have those old things called ‘Presidents’ ?
Also: Add Archie Bunker to my 'better than Trump' list.
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A turd sandwich.
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You were too young to remember LBJ as president, just like how until 2008 I was too young to remember a time when there hasn’t been a Bush or a Clinton as president or vice president.
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I vaguely remember encouraging my mom to re-elect Gerald Ford (which my phone amusingly autocorrected to Feral Ford) back when I was six. Last and only GOP vote I ever cast.
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I guess that stat about how long it had been since the GOP had won an election without a Bush or a Nixon on the ticket (1928?) has gone out of the window.
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Ditto: . . .
In 4 or 8 years though (maybe even bleeping sooner), the race for the White House will be Caitlyn Jenner Vs. Justin Bieber! ! ! !
Politics is (are?) now just a farce.
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Holy shit, you’re right!
- Hoover/Curtis won in 1928, then
- Eisenhower/ Nixon in 1952 and 1956,
- Nixon/Agnew in 1968 and 1972,
- Reagan/ Bush in 1980 and 1984,
- Bush/Quayle in 1992, and
- Bush/Cheney in 2000 and 2004.
By the way, Charles Curtis was the only Native American vice president ever.
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Free sushi.
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He lives!
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