Nazis openly harass Jewish people in Desantis Land

That, or uttering threats, or basic harassment. All of them probable cause for charges if the cops (local or state) were actually interested in holding gentile white men to account.

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I suppose the most non-violent response would be to carry an airhorn to blast back at them. Arguably less legal would be to have a 2 liter bottle of some awful sticky soda on hand and spray them with it. Faygo Redpop would probably do the trick.

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Just blasting circus music from a phone might also do the trick. Nazis do not like that.

Pretending to be a fellow protester and chanting things like “We’re losers with no lives” and “We’re white Christian men in Florida and are still total failures!” is yet another option.

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I was surprised to learn that Desantis taught history for a year, at a private prep-school, but then I thought of the, thankfully few, authoritarian pricks I encountered through high school, and it all clicked together.

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And then partied with the teen girls at the school.

https://archive.ph/AgQVs

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If it pissed off Goebbels to the point of uncontrollable rage, then it is always worth doing.

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I’m not advocating anything, I’m just imagining if I had been in that situation. I don’t know what I would have done. Maybe I would have just gotten out and harassed him back until he threw the first punch. I don’t know.

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She remembers him claiming that every city in the South had burned, even though she knew her hometown, Savannah, had not

Just like Fox News.

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Didn’t mean to imply you were.
If I’d been in that situation, I would’ve wanted to break some fucking faces. Seriously. Screw those bullies. I also very much like the fog horn idea. Or a strategic can of pepper spray being deployed on aggressive, threatening men approaching the car.

Angry Tyra Banks GIF

I’m just not advocating that other people do that.

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Not for nothing but Savannah was spared because the people who ran the city knew when it was time to throw in the towel and nervously welcomed Sherman’s troops with drinks and hospitality rather than armed hostilities.

If only all such secessionists had the wisdom to surrender to those on the right side of history.

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Look, I’m not going to advocate violence, but… yeah, actually I am.

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Florida! Where the motto is “Books? No way! Nazis? Okay!”

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ahh the ole westborro baptist playbook but with more anti-semitism.

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I’m pretty sure it’s exactly the same amount of anti-semitism.

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Maybe? I mostly recall homophobia associated with those particular nut jobs. Still I feel like the intent is to get someone to physically attack them so they can sue.

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A little off-topic, but whose mother dressed this asshole this morning?

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Repeat after me: THE ONLY GOOD NAZI IS A DEAD NAZI!!! Dammit, America defeated those bastards in the not too distant past and we WILL do it again.

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I was thinking more of as defense should the cops arrest you for punching a Nazi (former national past time, 1941-1945)

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Keep in mind, from the LEO’s POV, the Nazi’s are the good guys. It’s all those “woke bastards” ruining it for those poor oppressed SWM.

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