New Jersey contemplates an official state microbe

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2018/07/31/everything-is-legal-in-nj.html

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Surely this isn’t the first time that the state of New Jersey has elevated a microbe to an official role?

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How long before this story goes viral?

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Next up is NEW J will make all beach’s access free to the public.

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Virginia has a hot contender:

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New Jersey has the highest rate of septicemia death per-capita in the nation so it’s no wonder they would have an office state microbe.

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New Jersey contemplates an official state microbe

You mean politicians?

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aside from Christie?

But there are so many other worthy choices. Now someone has to console E Coli for having been spurned.

That would be a macrobe.

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Oh c’mon now. Everyone knows that New Jersey’s state microbe is Clamydia trachomatis.

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