What I really want is a KAR 120C that’s the right size for me to sit in.
I’m told those things weigh almost nothing without the engine, so it’s a pretty sweet candidate for an electric conversion. Even if speed and range were limited, it would be a cool thing to have for tooling around on sunny days.
Yes, really in my heart of hearts I just want a Caterham 7, but I don’t think I could ever afford one or find the time or tools to assemble it. Or drive it for funzies.
I wanna get one just so I can yell “Information!” at it, or stage absurdist espionage conversations with Barbie, or blow bubbles at it and watch him panic…
You won’t like it. You have to view it from the context of a cold-war world of drug fueled psycho-opts and existential dread trying to destroy its basic humanity; oh wait…
Hey, where’s my hopelessly nostalgic bitter old man action figure? (“Now with get off my lawn dismissive gesture action!”)