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Suspicious from the the start, like you really think Beyonce would be tooling around in a Saturn?
“Beyonce in a Saturn? Sounds…plausible?”
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She’s obviously full of shit. . . because . . . I’m Beyonce!
Well, now my secret’s out.
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Who steals a 20 year old 4-door domestic grocery-getter for a joyride? Have some standards woman.
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Florida really needs to up it’s game or places like New Mexico will steal all the good headlines.
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Good thing too, because to the untrained eye the two women appear virtually identical.
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Never been to Las Cruces? Kinda college town, kinda smallish town NM. This vehicle is definitely nowhere near the bottom of the status list… (I didn’t see a lot of Bentleys and Ferraris the last time I was out there).
Definitely this.
I’m pretty sure the entire market for Saturn automobiles are people who really, really could not care less about what sort of car they drive.
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