New Rob Ford video: Laughable Fumblebuck drops a gigaton of F-bombs


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#2

They must have got his order wrong at Tim Horton’s.


#3

… Or maybe he plays Call of Duty?


#4

Made the mistake of checking out the 1010 comments… apparently this video is a clear setup by The Star to take Rob down.


#5

I’m working on a theory that he is talking about the man driving the ice cream truck.


#6

How does he keep from imploding? He’s got the staying power of SCO!


#7

I’m just going to drop this off:


#8

Crack’s a helluva drug. Also, this really makes me miss Chris Farley.


#9

At some point he’s gonna need to be fitted for suspensors.


#10

I wish Chris Farley was alive. He could do amazing things with this material.


#11

So instead of therapy … I should have gone into politics?


#12

Do we really need to take jabs at the man’s physical appearance, given all the stupid shit he’s said and done for us to mock?


#13

Where are the comments? I know, it’s a newspaper site, never read the comments. But - where are they?


#14

Somewhere in the world, a Toronto native is really regretting wasting one of the three wishes a genie gave them on “I wish Toronto would be noticed more by the rest of the world”.


#16

Where’s my HT?


#17

He seems to be claiming that this rant is alcohol related. Somehow, I guess alcohol-incoherence seems less problematic to him than acknowledging that this is crack-ranting. You know that you are in trouble when claiming raging alcoholism is preferable to crackhead insanity.


#18

True. true. It’s fun to imagine the things he might be yelling about though. Maybe this is his audition for Macbeth? I think the wrestling photo up above was my favorite so far.


#19

He can always just send out Feyd-Rautha to duel on his behalf.


#20

Agreed. It’s cringe-worthy, especially from a purported wordsmith.


#21

Everything is about Cory on this site. His constant shilling … can you say bumblefuck? It’s embarrassing to read this site because of his narcissism.