Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2024/05/21/new-study-suggests-that-microplastics-are-stored-in-the-balls.html
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Judging by the headline and image, I was really hoping this meant microplastics were found in tennis balls, but alas not.
I shake my fist in mock rage at your misleading stock photo!
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I almost wish I had done that intentionally but nope
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The fact that dog testicles are full of plastic…does that mean neuticles can now advertise as all natural and organic?
And bravo to the folks who contributed to the musical interlude. The many apocalypses that keep me awake at night do go over somewhat better with a nice G&S patter to them.
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Finally a study that might make conservatives stand up and take action on an environment catastrophe?
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microplastics were found in human lungs, but nothing was done. Now that they’ve been found in human balls, I expect to see fists shaken in genuine anger, and some action on the anti-plastix front.
A very strange approach to contraception, very strange indeed.
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Wondering what the heck else is stored in there.
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