was a “religious symbol” for some Upper Paleolithic dude, and I hope that a paleoanthropologist of the far future will extend the same courtesy to me and the copy of Bazooms they’ll probably find next to my remains.
I can’t wait until geologists precisely date the impact so we can truly celebrate “Happy Dinosaur Extinction Day!” A truly global holiday for every intelligent species on earth.
Scientists, 2033: “We’ve uncovered unambiguous, incontrovertible proof that life once existed on the moon!”
*worldviews across the globe upended, class consciousness attained, rioting in the streets
Scientists, 2034: Whoops, our bad, that was just dinosaur tissue blasted up from a meteor impact.
*world continues to burn
I mean, the fossils were all that those eggheads at NASA were able to find. The highly evolved moon dinos are incredibly fast and elusive. You can see for yourself in that photo, it’s hiding in plain sight!