New timeline of dino extinction day, 66m years ago

It’s just a nicety. I’m happy to pretend I think this

was a “religious symbol” for some Upper Paleolithic dude, and I hope that a paleoanthropologist of the far future will extend the same courtesy to me and the copy of Bazooms they’ll probably find next to my remains.

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I can’t wait until geologists precisely date the impact so we can truly celebrate “Happy Dinosaur Extinction Day!” A truly global holiday for every intelligent species on earth.

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Ah, of course. My apologies.

Scientists, 2033: “We’ve uncovered unambiguous, incontrovertible proof that life once existed on the moon!”
*worldviews across the globe upended, class consciousness attained, rioting in the streets

Scientists, 2034: Whoops, our bad, that was just dinosaur tissue blasted up from a meteor impact.
*world continues to burn

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Just wanted to leave this here. Fun read to put the 66 million year thing into perspective:

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who said anything about fossils? :wink:

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Almost certainly some of the material would have reached the Moon,” Dr. Gulick said.

I believe one day we will discover there is not a dichotomy between “alien” and “terrestrial” life:

Is the other life more than bacteria? Maybe some weird deer like creature? Time will tell !

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I mean, the fossils were all that those eggheads at NASA were able to find. The highly evolved moon dinos are incredibly fast and elusive. You can see for yourself in that photo, it’s hiding in plain sight!

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