Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/04/19/the-new-york-times-prints-the.html
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Direct quote from the president. No reason to clutch pearls.
[Expletive deleted]!
Thatās a typo, they meant to print āMy nether parts are consumed by fires as though 10,000 demons and devils were thrusting their pitchforks into my fucking ass!ā
If only it were true.
I was just about to be all, āOf course itās true, itās in the New York Times!ā Then I realized 1) thatās no guarantee, and 2) you werenāt even saying the quote wasnāt real, just that you wish Trump was indeed fucked. Which I can wholeheartedly agree with.
The New York Times has a long-standing, quaint policy of not printing expletives. Perhaps theyāll finally drop honorifics, too!
Well, they avoided it, but itās not an unbreakable rule. It seems like itās been particularly unavoidable when it comes to covering Trump and things like the āsuck his own cockā quotes about Bannon.
Youāre right that before our current political culture, they erred on the side of prudish, as exemplified by that fucker William Safireā¦
The White House and Barr tacitly admitted that the quote was true by explaining that the President was āvery frustratedā when he said those things.
Whether heās fucked or not, well, time will tell.
Well I for one am offended. How dare they accurately report the words of the President? What he meant to say was, āMake America great again,ā and thatās how a real newspaper would have reported it. The failing Democrat Times just wants to make him look bad by reporting his words.
They needed to have the uncensored quote because it just proves how exonerated the president is - thatās totally the response of an innocent man in his position.
āIām fucked.ā
So Donnie got to feel the same way a majority of Americans (and much of the world) felt on November 8th? Good.
I suspect Trump himself felt the same way November 8th. He knew Putin had just doubled his leverage and he knew dick about governing.
The emoji is a little over the top for the publication that put it in the title.
Iām not sure if this points to Trump having spent too much time or not enough time with porn stars.
I figure his base wonāt clutch anything; for the Right, the quote merely moves the ādo not enter signā closer to the open cesspool.
I have hope. I know that, because, if I didnāt, I would have hurled myself out the window by now.
Itās worth reading the whole quote, for what itās worth, because he immediately contextualizes it:
Itās pissing in the wind to even try and take a moment to say āhey maybe we shouldnāt be focusing on this quote because itās so much less damning in context and itās unethical to deliberately take people out of context to prove a pointā - because I get it, itās Trump. Heās an asshole, heās causing untold damage to America and everyone in it.
I still donāt have to like it when places I generally like do bad things either.
I guess the Grey Lady is now a blue lady.