Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/04/19/the-new-york-times-prints-the.html
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Direct quote from the president. No reason to clutch pearls.
[Expletive deleted]!
Thatâs a typo, they meant to print âMy nether parts are consumed by fires as though 10,000 demons and devils were thrusting their pitchforks into my fucking ass!â
If only it were true.
I was just about to be all, âOf course itâs true, itâs in the New York Times!â Then I realized 1) thatâs no guarantee, and 2) you werenât even saying the quote wasnât real, just that you wish Trump was indeed fucked. Which I can wholeheartedly agree with.
The New York Times has a long-standing, quaint policy of not printing expletives. Perhaps theyâll finally drop honorifics, too!
Well, they avoided it, but itâs not an unbreakable rule. It seems like itâs been particularly unavoidable when it comes to covering Trump and things like the âsuck his own cockâ quotes about Bannon.
Youâre right that before our current political culture, they erred on the side of prudish, as exemplified by that fucker William SafireâŠ
The White House and Barr tacitly admitted that the quote was true by explaining that the President was âvery frustratedâ when he said those things.
Whether heâs fucked or not, well, time will tell.
Well I for one am offended. How dare they accurately report the words of the President? What he meant to say was, âMake America great again,â and thatâs how a real newspaper would have reported it. The failing Democrat Times just wants to make him look bad by reporting his words.
They needed to have the uncensored quote because it just proves how exonerated the president is - thatâs totally the response of an innocent man in his position.
âIâm fucked.â
So Donnie got to feel the same way a majority of Americans (and much of the world) felt on November 8th? Good.
I suspect Trump himself felt the same way November 8th. He knew Putin had just doubled his leverage and he knew dick about governing.
The emoji is a little over the top for the publication that put it in the title.
Iâm not sure if this points to Trump having spent too much time or not enough time with porn stars.
I figure his base wonât clutch anything; for the Right, the quote merely moves the âdo not enter signâ closer to the open cesspool.
I have hope. I know that, because, if I didnât, I would have hurled myself out the window by now.
Itâs worth reading the whole quote, for what itâs worth, because he immediately contextualizes it:
Itâs pissing in the wind to even try and take a moment to say âhey maybe we shouldnât be focusing on this quote because itâs so much less damning in context and itâs unethical to deliberately take people out of context to prove a pointâ - because I get it, itâs Trump. Heâs an asshole, heâs causing untold damage to America and everyone in it.
I still donât have to like it when places I generally like do bad things either.
I guess the Grey Lady is now a blue lady.