Newspaper hoax about the gruesome results of a mass breakout at the Central Park Zoo


Originally published at:


Also the inspiration for the 1995 Bruce Willis vehicle 12 Monkeys.

OK probably not but you never know.


The National Enquirer, in the 19 century.


We had a truck overturn Friday and 89 cows got loose. 11 are still on the run.


highly mootivated to stay free, eh?


Local DJ is actively promoting their escape and encouraging harboring and sheltering.


And yet nobody cared when Ol’ Dirty Bastard escaped from the Brooklyn Zoo.


This topic was automatically closed after 5 days. New replies are no longer allowed.