NHL player suspended for 21 games after trying to submit a fake Covid vaccination card

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Does he have to sit in the special penalty box?

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How is intentional forgery that has the potential to hurt a lot of people only 21 games and not “well, bye”?

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Because he’s good at playing games. That’s important, you know. Can’t really fire someone like that, it’s just not fair to the fans.

/s

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Using a forged federal document to put others’ lives and health at risk? Hopefully the penalty box has bars and a lock.

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Eric Cantona was banned for longer, and he only kicked a fascist in the crowd at a football game.

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Sooo… this penalty is lasting about half a Brock Turner? Boy, is that ever strict!

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To give it a bit more context - he’s not paid during the suspension and it amounts to about $1.6M as a fine, and there is a player’s union (which, like any union, generally frowns on the dismissal of its members without warnings).

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I see nothing in his “apology” where he says he will actually get vaccinated. Asshole.

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Committing a federal felony and endangering your teammates seems like it should be one of those bright line things that don’t need a warning.

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No, you didn’t, and, no, you are not.

He did it on purpose. Calling it a “mistake” is the opposite of taking responsibility for his actions. :-/

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The question of whether he will face criminal prosecution for the forgery is undetermined. Kane may well not play again with Anaheim; his teammates have already indicated they find him a disruptive influence (at the end of last season). Other allegations against him from his wife are very serious and might end his career. He won’t be back after the suspension at any rate

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The dude also owes multiple millions in gambling debts. I suspect a $1.6M gap in his income is not going to go well for him. By all reports he’s a trainwreck of a person in many ways.

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Oh, boo hoo hoo. How about 21 years in prison? Fake vaccination cards literally put peoples’ lives in danger. Why do we as a society absolutely refuse to take that seriously?

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Because someone politicized science to avoid looking stupid and now we’re all in the stupidest timeline.

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^^^San Jose

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Ha, ya I was anticipating the Oilers game yesterday. Was 111-109 final score

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