No one signed the letter written by "the women of the office of U.S. Congressman Matt Gaetz"

LOL. This guy is so fucked. His FL tax collector buddy is going to flip on him. Stock up on popcorn now.

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It wasn’t his pal Greenberg as he is currently behind bars singing like the proverbial canary.

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I was just thinking, it very much has this vibe:

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Kermit The Frog Reaction GIF

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coming up –– note from his mom.

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Because their last name is “Black?”

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Sign o’ the times that I first thought of Jeffrey Epstein’s mother, rather than Welcome Back Kotter.

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delicious double entendre!

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Apparently it’s a hugely popular family name among Republicans:

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Well, we now know that the nobody in “said nobody ever” is a woman, and work an office job.

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MenWritingWomen has binders full.

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It would be more credible if the letter were signed “The Women of QAnon.”

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Signatures in crayon would not be a good look.

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So glad to know I wasn’t the only one!

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It’s an incredibly apt reference, albeit not the one intended.

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I believe it was originally going to be signed “Joanne Barron”…

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But couldn’t that just as well mean “1000 ounces of untruthfulness”? (sounds like a lot of lite beer, in my estimation)

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He wrote it… those are the words of a psychopath attempting to assert their will on other people.

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Or a family friend.

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Stock up on popcorn gifs, too. Help yrselves, Mister44 and fellow Happy Mutants:
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and a nice jpg

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