It kinda does explain a lot, doesn’t it?
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Thank you! Now I know. Updated the post!
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Ahem. Looks like he’s been identified as Adam Johnson. But now nobody who clicked on @Faffenreffer’s link will dare to click this one…
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Why? It was fine.
If they wanted to mis-name them, it would be
Via Getty, one of the rioters[,] steals a podium from the capitol.
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It reminds me of when Scientology was trying to track down the critic Major Domo.
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According to the Miami Herald, it’s 36-year-old Adam Johnson of Florida.
another source claiming it’s a guy from Florida… what no Florida Man headline?
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I expected him to also be posting facepalms.
No, his name is Via Getty. A Lectern was in the other chamber stealing other stuff.
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you suck man LOL
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H Lectern had an alibi. He was having an old friend for dinner.
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Har har. They stole the Leck-Chun, and this is a Leck-Chun so now we’re even, amirite?
No, asshole, not even close.
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Look at me, I’m contributing to the zeitgeist!
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no sir. i am not falling for that again.
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I wish I had not been so careless.
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Truly the stupidest timeline. What the fuck.
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time to memorize that youtube shortlink!!!
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That still doesn’t explain what Mr. Getty was doing in the building.
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See? The whole country is getting smarter.
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All roads lead to Rome.
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