So what if youâre not sunbathing whilst eating the waffles? Get a sunshade and youâre good to go surely.
Well thatâs just discrimination against Belgians.
*NUDE belgians
Were these waffles⌠blue?
Now if you were frying chicken and making waffles ON the beach, I could see this as a safety warning.
What could go wrong with just eating a waffle?
Oh sure, maybe some melted butter and maple syrup could slowly drip down the nude tawny golden tanned athletic beach volley ball team members well muscled bodies bathed in Californian sunshine in slow motion⌠Hmmm⌠What was the question?
Nude beaches in NorCal are more about naked Uncle Jessie* sunburnt to a fire engine red.
*Dukes of Hazzard, not Full House. Thx.
I can dream canât I? ;p
Quite possibly, but Iâm never googling anything about waffles ever agin, so I canât check 
Well ainât that just waffle!
Is waffle eating a euphemism for something and Iâm just not getting it? Afraid to google âŚ
What if theyâre only holding a waffle and not eating it, are there any signs about that?
What if youâre a naked dude holding a donut, but you arenât using your hands to do so?
Then youâre pretty excited about donuts, arenât you? I would think there would be interest in how long you could keep it from getting sandy.
Depends on the size of the donut, doesnât it?
Thereâs a story behind every sign.
Something tells me that gay guys get all the best party games.
I hear they keep going back and forth on whether to allow it or not.
