I call bullshit on this rule. California General Code 33679 refers to procedures for providing public hearings before levying new taxes, not nude waffle consumption.
People always putting’ up signs.
So can one eat waffles while dressed on the beach?
This is why I only eat french toast when nude. It’s just classier.
Oh, any word on their rules regarding the Taco Bell breakfast taco? I mean, that’s just an omelette that uses the waffle like a taco, so would they consider it a waffle or a taco?
I consider it delicious, for those interested. But not french toast classy. New thought! French toast taco!
My first thought is that it’s not as though the syrup is going to get on anyone’s clothes, but that makes me wonder if this rule also applies to pancakes.
Well, at least it had been tolerated up until now.
Welcomed by a certain constituency.
Well who would sit by and idly allow nude waffle consumption? It’s an outrage!
EDIT: So is the extra comma, so both sides have problems.
Needs more prepositional phrases.
It sounds like the person who made the sign has already had enough of dangling.
It’s a “thing” people…
Sign, sign, everywhere a sign
Blockin’ out the scenery, breakin’ my mind
Do this, don’t do that, can’t you read the sign?
And the sign said, “Buck-naked waffle eaters need not apply”
So I tucked my breakfast under my coat and I went in to ask him why
He said, “You look like a fine upstanding young man, let’s sign you right up”
So I took off my pants, I did a little dance, said “please pass the syrup”
Whoa, oh, oh
Is… is this a euphemism? I am afraid to google this…
The naked waffles are fine, but those comma splices are not ok.
I thought I was strong enough to google it… I can cope with a little nudity, right?
… googles …
Aaaagghhhh, do not image search ‘nude waffles’. There were anatomical… disturbingnesses. I need to go hide now. And scrub my brain.
My mailbox can’t see anything, as far as I am aware.
“Eating waffles” has GOT to be a euphemism for something else. Like, just imagine if the sign said “nude sunbathers are no longer allowed to toss the salad.”