I call bullshit on this rule. California General Code 33679 refers to procedures for providing public hearings before levying new taxes, not nude waffle consumption.
People always puttingâ up signs.
So can one eat waffles while dressed on the beach?
This is why I only eat french toast when nude. Itâs just classier.
Oh, any word on their rules regarding the Taco Bell breakfast taco? I mean, thatâs just an omelette that uses the waffle like a taco, so would they consider it a waffle or a taco?
I consider it delicious, for those interested. But not french toast classy. New thought! French toast taco!
My first thought is that itâs not as though the syrup is going to get on anyoneâs clothes, but that makes me wonder if this rule also applies to pancakes.
Well, at least it had been tolerated up until now.
Welcomed by a certain constituency.
Well who would sit by and idly allow nude waffle consumption? Itâs an outrage!
EDIT: So is the extra comma, so both sides have problems.
Needs more prepositional phrases.
It sounds like the person who made the sign has already had enough of dangling.
Itâs a âthingâ peopleâŚ
Sign, sign, everywhere a sign
Blockinâ out the scenery, breakinâ my mind
Do this, donât do that, canât you read the sign?
And the sign said, âBuck-naked waffle eaters need not applyâ
So I tucked my breakfast under my coat and I went in to ask him why
He said, âYou look like a fine upstanding young man, letâs sign you right upâ
So I took off my pants, I did a little dance, said âplease pass the syrupâ
Whoa, oh, oh
Is⌠is this a euphemism? I am afraid to google thisâŚ
The naked waffles are fine, but those comma splices are not ok.
I thought I was strong enough to google it⌠I can cope with a little nudity, right?
⌠googles âŚ
Aaaagghhhh, do not image search ânude wafflesâ. There were anatomical⌠disturbingnesses. I need to go hide now. And scrub my brain.
My mailbox canât see anything, as far as I am aware.
âEating wafflesâ has GOT to be a euphemism for something else. Like, just imagine if the sign said ânude sunbathers are no longer allowed to toss the salad.â
