No waffle eating nude sunbathers


#1

[Read the post]


#2

I call bullshit on this rule. California General Code 33679 refers to procedures for providing public hearings before levying new taxes, not nude waffle consumption.


#3

People always putting’ up signs.


#4

So can one eat waffles while dressed on the beach?


#5

This is why I only eat french toast when nude. It’s just classier.


#6

Oh, any word on their rules regarding the Taco Bell breakfast taco? I mean, that’s just an omelette that uses the waffle like a taco, so would they consider it a waffle or a taco?

I consider it delicious, for those interested. But not french toast classy. New thought! French toast taco!


#7

My first thought is that it’s not as though the syrup is going to get on anyone’s clothes, but that makes me wonder if this rule also applies to pancakes.


#8

Well, at least it had been tolerated up until now.


#9

Welcomed by a certain constituency.


#10

Well who would sit by and idly allow nude waffle consumption? It’s an outrage!

EDIT: So is the extra comma, so both sides have problems.


#11

Needs more prepositional phrases.


#12

It sounds like the person who made the sign has already had enough of dangling.


#13

It’s a “thing” people…


#14

Sign, sign, everywhere a sign
Blockin’ out the scenery, breakin’ my mind
Do this, don’t do that, can’t you read the sign?

And the sign said, “Buck-naked waffle eaters need not apply”
So I tucked my breakfast under my coat and I went in to ask him why
He said, “You look like a fine upstanding young man, let’s sign you right up”
So I took off my pants, I did a little dance, said “please pass the syrup”
Whoa, oh, oh


#15

Is… is this a euphemism? I am afraid to google this…


#16

The naked waffles are fine, but those comma splices are not ok.


#17

I thought I was strong enough to google it… I can cope with a little nudity, right?

googles

Aaaagghhhh, do not image search ‘nude waffles’. There were anatomical… disturbingnesses. I need to go hide now. And scrub my brain.


#18

My mailbox can’t see anything, as far as I am aware.


#19

“Eating waffles” has GOT to be a euphemism for something else. Like, just imagine if the sign said “nude sunbathers are no longer allowed to toss the salad.”


#20

Note to self: Become waffle nevernude.