Oh, Reuters, that explains how I missed it. I’m more of an Associated Press guy.
Edit: Have you seen this?
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Apparently Kim Jong-un and Donald Trump both have Mad Magazine hair.
Of course I’ve seen that xkcd…it was posted like four years ago. 
Are you like a news hipster or something?
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Every Onion editor right now:
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If North Korea wanted Trump elected, they should have endorsed Hillary.
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Can we settle it with a cage match? Kim vs. Trump, one on one, no nukes. Two men enter, one man leaves.
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Done! I think you can shoot higher than 100, though.
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I was about 95% positive this was going to be another one of those fake stories from a satirical source like the “DPRK News Service” on Twitter or a product of the North Korea Press Release Generator.
Nope. Trump now has the official endorsement of Vladimir Putin, The KKK and the DPRK. Yay freedom.
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Is that strictly necessary?
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The Separatists are marshaling behind Darth Trump. What’ll they think when he tells his new apprentice to murder them all on Mustafar?
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Brilliant accompanying visual to this article. Very funny!
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I think that was the default for starting a petition, and after it gets so many signatures, then it will go “public” or something, I dunno, I’m new at this whole civic engagement thing…
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North Korea recommends Americans elect “wise politician” Donald Trump
Wait, there’s a wise politician named Donald Trump, too?
If I were him, I’d change my name to avoid confusion with that other guy who keeps showing up in the news.
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Won’t both of them keel over with heart attacks? Isn’t that a preferable outcome?
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