North Korean minister reportedly executed after falling asleep in meeting


#1

Originally published at: http://boingboing.net/2016/08/31/north-korean-minister-reported.html


#2

That’ll wake the others up!


#3

I’d want some clarification on what constitutes “bad posture.”


#4

There ain’t no Party like a PyongYang party cause a PyongYang party is ABSOLUTELY MANDATORY.


#5

Sometimes a meeting is just so bad that execution would be a mercy killing.


#6

And here you can see on slide 267 of PowerPoint deck 2 …


#7

Looks to me like the dear respected leader has his own problem of “bad sitting posture”. That is not how you sit in a ski lift :smile:


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#9

Uhhhmm… you be the first to tell him.


#10

Plus he ate Kim Jong-Un’s bear claw.


#11

Is this just the sequel to the uncle who got fed to the dogs, only to turn up safe and sound a month later?


#12

Hey, quit it—you could be giving my boss ideas.


#13

Acts 20:9.


#14

North Korean Firing Squads are the best firing squads.


#15

Apparently, ol’ Kim loves him some outside the box thinking when it comes to murdering drowsy party toadies purging political dissenters:

“Anti-Aircraft gun or mortar round? Only your family (who’s being forced to watch before being shipped off to labor camps) will really care.”

Someone should let this guy know what a paradise N Korea is: http://boingboing.net/2016/08/01/video-of-a-10-day-vacation-in.html


#16

Christ, I wouldn’t last a week


#17

North Korean minister reportedly executed after falling asleep in meeting

Oh, we have that rule at my place of employment too.


#18

Death by firing squad. Sounds like content for the now-appropriately named “Manbang” channel.


#19

If only there was some kind of 80x strength coffee people could drink so that they could enjoy caffeine psychosis instead of falling asleep during meetings…


#20

At least they don’t have any light pollution.