Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2020/01/30/north-yorkshire-police-seek-ow.html
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That’s not my ring, it has Romulan writing on it.
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Perhaps deputize some willing volunteers and set up a kind of fellowship to return this ring from whence it came…
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Sauron has gone and lost that again? I swear he would lose an eye if it wasn’t attached.
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They are more used to Vikings in the region.
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Gollum will be ever so pleased it has been found.
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I bet it disappears from the evidence room.
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But, he’s right there!
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We know how this will play out. Person goes to Police Department to claim ring. Officer takes ring for himself, runs out of building, shot in the back by orcs. Ring drops into storm drain.
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Several interested parties have already come forward to claim the item.
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How’d they get the writing to appear in the first place? Was it recovered from an act of arson?
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Gandalf : " There are many magic rings in this world , Bilbo Baggins, and none of them should be used lightly."
That’s clearly made of mithril. It’s a dwarf ring.
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That’s clearly made of mithril. It’s a dwarf ring.
More like mirthril.
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“Youngster inherits trinket, loses it”
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“Identify the inscription inside the band to prove it’s yours.”
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"‘I cannot read the fiery letters,’ said the cops in a quavering voice."
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I’d offer you my bow but it’s still at the shop being mended.
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My first thought was that, who ever lost it, I’m sure it’s precious to them.
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at least we know it’s not the One Ring, which was gold…
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So’s my axe.
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