(Vladimir) ‘Putin on the Ritz’?
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Yeah, it’s a mess and my eye is so confused.
Why is the camera higher than the subject? What about the slightly off center portrait high on the frame, only to be sitting on top of an incomplete diagonal that ruins the natural frame of the doorway? The stark red carpet starts off as infinite lines to point at the subject, but instead it immediately slinks off to the right reminding me of a snake or lava. The off color red shades look like they were pulled out of a banquet supply box that hasn’t been opened in 30 years.
Either the photographer was told to make this setting subconsciously uncomfortable on purpose (which they did an amazing job!), but I’m guessing more realistically some PR creep was directing the shoot.
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Of course it’s photoshopped, there are no handrails there
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Though I agree with most of the comments, that’s still the closest he’s come to dressing like a normal human being in a very long time.
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Removing the TrumpStench™ will take a LOT more time.
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LOL! Cute! 
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I thought pantsuits were for Hillary? This must be a deepfake…
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But not matching tuxes. His tiny ankles aren’t visible.
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They did a clumsy job of photoshopping out the pistol in her left hand.
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I am pretty sure Q can explain It all.
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Expecting the Barron twin to make an appearance.
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Melania is getting ready to follow her heart, I think.
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Given Trump’s habit of stiffing contractors and skilled labor, this was probably taken by White House interns.
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Hopefully they’ve already started packing, that some members of the White House staff are inspecting their luggage, and those staffers are removing the “Christmas gifts” that don’t belong to Trump and returning them to their rightful places around the White House.
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Aside from Melania looking oddly like Farrah Fawcett this seems like one of the least creepy pics I’ve seen of them together. Would love to see the moment immediately after when Melania recoils. Now that’s creepy.
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Shortly before sundown on the last night of Hanukkah. Thus, an excuse to say only Merry Christmas.
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It’s nice that his parents finally bought him a big boy tux that actually fits.
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They look like they’re ready for senior prom, only Melania is only going with Donny because his dad is friends with her dad and she is very much on guard because she knows that he’s just waiting for an opening to grab her by the pussy.
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