Definitely photoshopped.
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It must be the same photographer who did their church photo shoot earlier this year. Talk about subconsciously uncomfortable. I hear the theme from The Exorcist every time I look at this picture.
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I always suspected she wore the pants.
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His hair reminds me of wheat fields back home bending in the wind…
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I kind of thought she was working the whole ‘budget Eastern European street walker’ pose. Can’t think why that sprang to mind…
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I’m a bit disappointed that the photo is not creepy enough.
Maybe @beschizza can come to the rescue?
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Andrea Hanks is not even the official White House Photographer, but judging by her Instagram portfolio a devout follower of Donald “Windrip” Trump. Maybe Shealah Craighead gave it a pass. And both are lightyears away from Pete Souza…
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The Shining was the first thing I thought of too.
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Don’t kink-shame me please 
Any by the way I watched dr Strangelove yesterday first time, and I love that movie.
Now every time I see your username it makes me smile.
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I’ve never seen a tailcoat that fit so badly.
I don’t get it. Sure, his normal suits are baggy because he thinks they hide his bulk and doesn’t realise that traditional tailoring would be much more effective at that. But this? This doesn’t hide anything and still he went for the sleeve length of a toddler wearing daddy’s suit
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Well done, chapeau!
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Wow, that church photo is so clearly ‘shopped, the lighting angles on the ‘happy couple’ are wrong, there’s slight fringing around the edges, and it looks like their proportions are slightly out of scale with the building.
I used to do that stuff as part of my job in pre-press, and it’s very difficult to get right, but it’s very easy to spot when there a lighting re issues trying to match interior and exterior lighting.
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“All play and no work makes Donald a dull boy.”
I agree very Shining like
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Everyone should practice ignoring them.
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I also had an immediate “The Shining” impression, and that rug needs a Photoshop, stat!
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Wearing a cummerbund does not absolve you from buttoning your jacket
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the blood-red lamps once lit the black-draped room of Prince Prospero’s party suite
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Meh, this is the least creepy thing to come from Melania’s Office of Weird Stylistic Propaganda in the last four years. I miss Goth Christmas.
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Close, but not quite there…
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