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I’m sorry but I must revoke your nerd card.



No horsesh!t, Wang?


This is gonna take crackerjack timing, Wang.


It is your card you should be revoking for not knowing that line of dialog.


Dammit. Now I need to forge another.



Having somehow never seen Big Trouble in Little China, I decided I should watch it when it came on Netflix.

Now, I’m sure if I’d seen it as a kid it would have a special place in my heart, just like it seems to for all of my friends. But wow, I couldn’t take 20 minutes of it. Now I know how other people feel when they read Lovecraft.


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