Now you too can own a 1988 Lincoln Town Car with a stripper pole


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#22

Is that a shoe flying off his foot just before he takes a dive?


#23

Nah. Too classy and dignified for tRump.


#24

What’s with the tarp and the duck tape?


#25

Gallagher opens.


#26

Have you ever actually played golf though? Pretty boring. Could use some side entertainment.


#27

I’m pretty sure that it’s a fish.


#28

Any time there’s an inexplicable gif like that i gotta go look for it on youtube. Sure enough…

Very lucky sod.


#29

Am I the only person who thinks it was a “north pole” with Santa and Elves parade car?


#30

I was just going to say that thing really gets around


#31

She’s behind the garage, limbering up.

She comes with the car, and is the only one allowed to perform on it. It’s a union thing.


#32

Ah, come on!. Let’s go in halfsies.

As an aside, I have a soft spot for truly original, ridiculous cars.

Years ago I used to see this truck. With a mural of ridiculously clothed women on it. With a picture of the truck with the mural watching them. I squealed every time I saw it, and it would have given even Escher nightmares.


#33

That strikes me as a problem that BDSM enthusiasts have probably already solved.


#34

OH…and here I thought “all leather interior” was in reference to the car. :scream: :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:


#35

I actually asked around another forum I’m on. A lot of guys don’t actually like golf, but it’s useful for daydrinking and business deals.

And the people who think it’s a legit sport are generally conservative douchebags from rich families.


#36

I didn’t watch, but they didn’t say, “Rich. Corinthian. Leather”?

SAD


#37

Bullshit Dungeon Master?


#38

Rich, centenarian leather.


#39

It’s a little torn up, but still feels alright


#40

If you think about it, no 1988 Lincoln Town Car is ever really complete without a stripper pole.