This magnificent 1970s custom sex machine van just sold for $40,000

[pesco]

Originally published at: This magnificent 1970s custom sex machine van just sold for $40,000 | Boing Boing

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[WoolyBugger]

Just look at it!

[Brainspore]

[denizen_du_marais]

wow! but I wouldn’t want to get rammed by that sex machine … just saying.

[MrShiv]

Looks like something @jlw would own, or at least covet

[mr_raccoon]

I know just the thing this van needs

(Yes, I know I stole this from an comment of mine from a different thread.)

[DiveGirl]

Just, uh…WOW. I’m looking at it, from over here.

[anon48584343]

Was there a carpet cleaner strong enough?

[jaded]

I’m a little disappointed it didn’t come with an 8-track tape player featuring Barry White, but it’s still amazing.

[Papasan]

I found the Tickle Pink/Mad Dog stash.

[RickMycroft]

It’s been well cleaned, right?

Guardians of the Galaxy Filthy Ship

[gracchus]

That van is definitely a-rockin’ 24-7.

[lava]

but … but… a Dodge?

[cvanaver]

Does that thing even have seatbelts?

[anon67050589]

Speaking from experience: the vans we had sex in, back in the 1970’s, were nowhere near as nice. (Scary thought, huh?!)

[MrShiv]

(image from this page of skeevy vans)

[cannibalpeas]

Worst coke mirror placement, ever.

[stinkinbadgers]

I know right?

Chevy Van

[mjlonsda]

Well, there’s no accounting for taste but considering how much camper vans cost these days, $40k doesn’t seem like an unreasonable price.

[anon77190095]

It’s not camping if all you’re doing is pitching tents…