Now you too can own a 1988 Lincoln Town Car with a stripper pole


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Originally published at: http://boingboing.net/2017/03/03/now-you-too-can-own-a-1988-lin.html


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#2

##Now you too can own a 1988 Lincoln Town Car with a stripper pole


#3

This reminds me of a cheeky background gag from Cars.

(“All Convertible Waitresses”)


#4

A stripper pole while driving? Nope nope nope.


#5

This is a terrible idea. It’s my time. I don’t want to work while commuting!


#6

Future Presidential Limo?

But if you do that while driving, you might get enough money to cover gas!


#7

I don’t see any strippers. Do you see strippers? That’s not a stripper pole, it’s a barber pole.


#8

How would you wear a seatbelt while on the pole?


#9

I tried that. The wind pulled the bills right out of my thong.


#10

Hmm, glitter glue? The bills would stick…


#11

I think someone just desecrated the Festivus-mobile. The pole is supposed to be unadorned, as tinsel is distracting.


#12

Haircut at 75 MPH…could be done…


#13

I don’t think so.

It’s so cliche.


#14

How 'bout tether ball at the same speed?


#15

Nah…this is a future Presidential limo:


#16

Slap this on the back and it’s complete.


#17

I think this needs mirror-surfaced seat tables…


#18

But would you mind being worked ON while commuting?


#19

I would mind. The last time I owned a strippermobile, we hit a bump and I got two black eyes!


#20

What in the holy F is that?

Laughing so hard there’s fluids coming out of me.