Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/06/20/nra-kicks-out-second-in-comman.html
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Who’d have ever guessed that a bunch of greedy right-wing ammosexuals would be prone to internal coups, backstabbing, and palace intrigues?
It pleases me to see that [NRA] terrorist organization eat its self.
Mmmmm Mmmmm Mmmmm, pass the salt.
Oh, what? The NRA is eating itself? Oh no. I’m so surprised and dismayed. Oh, noooo.
[popcorn eating intensifies]
The method of removal most preferred here is the circular firing squad.
Also in fun NRA news:
Race to the courthouse begins in 3. . .2. . .1. . .
i say PISTOLS AT DAWN SIR!!!
Pistols? I suppose if you’re some lily-livered squish. AK47s are a man’s choice of dueling weapons.
I thought the AR-15 was the drug of choice?
This is how their board meetings have been going lately
“Pistol”
So, the only thing that can stop a white collar scoundrel with a bunch of guns is…a lawsuit?
Does anyone here remember when the NRA used to be about gun safety and not politics?
Literally no, because they were taken over by extremists almost a decade before I was born.
That just doesn’t seem right. Kicking someone out for a failed coup? These are the gun people, right? Seems like a lost opportunity to reassert themselves.
I was going to post this in another thread, but it feels more at home here:
Not for nothing, but the plastic magazines and finger holes on a pistol grip just scream both “idiot who wasted money on their firearm” and “small penis” at the same time!