You say that, but remember that the Elders of Zion are determined to force Real American™ bread and toast consumers to accept this (((alien))) idea:
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I think you mean…
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But Karl Marx told us
Under no pretext should toasters and bread be surrendered; any attempt to detoaster the workers must be frustrated, by force if necessary.
And don’t forget Peter Kropotkin’s anarcho-communist book, The Conquest of Bread.
Why are you trying to stop The Revolution?
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You say that now, but when the gay liberal immigrants take away your right to enjoy toasted bread products, you’ll be singing a different tune!
That was quite a few decades ago now, though.
Look, if someone really wants to make toast, they can cut down a tree, build a fire and toast their bread over that. Laws won’t stop them!
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That’s all just a big schmear campaign.
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They do throw money at Dems. Which is why they don’t actually propose gun control legislation
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This is all wrong! Toast is simply a vehicle for butter
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Just enjoy & relax.
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This thread belongs to the upper crust of Boing Boing.
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Tea Toasters aren’t real Muricans and still haven’t gotten over losing the war (ok real question what do our British mutants call the US revolution?)
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The disagreement?
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See also, toast never killed anyone; butter is the real problem
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Things really fell off the grill with the creation of the TOASTtv network. Before that there was some pretext that toast was about more than just bread color. With the 24/7 televised attacks on pumpernickel, whole wheat, and corn bread though, even lifelong diehard toasters have to admit that the whole toasting thing is just about white bread anger.
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Seriously? What is wrong with you people?
The problem isn’t the toasters, and besides that horse has already bolted: there are over 400 million toasters and toaster-like implements ‘in the wild’ in the US already. And it’s completely practical to make a functional toaster out of nothing more complicated than an open fire and a stick. Don’t even get me started on what can be achieved with a 3D printer and a raspberry pi.
No, what we really need for effective action is to regulate leavened flour-based products. That’s the easiest and most practical approach (just ignore all that wild yeast floating around free in the atmosphere).
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Toasters don’t burn people; people burn people.
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“The recent unpleasantness”.
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“We didn’t send them our best people.”
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