Obama's family chef found dead in pond near their Martha's Vineyard home

[Carla_Sinclair]

Originally published at: Obama's family chef found dead in pond near their Martha's Vineyard home | Boing Boing

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[anon81034786]

Tragic loss for his family.

How long before the conspiracy theories start to fly that Obama had something to do with it?

[danimagoo]

@anon81034786

How long before the conspiracy theories start to fly that Obama had something to do with it?

Or, more likely, the Clintons.

[ortolan]

Go to Mediaite. Full swing already.

[Phil_FR]

Or even more likely, the Bidens.

[Tsu_Dho_Nimh]

Already theorizing … so far I’ve seen “he knew Trump won” to “it was the COVID vaccine gave him a heart attack”

[asdadsas]

Cue the conspiracy theories …

[mr_raccoon]

Conservatives who heard about that acting like this on social media

[danimagoo]

Oh yeah, I forgot about the notorious Biden Crime Family. Right up there with the Genovese family.

[some_guy]

I think Vince Foster killed him.

[nick_warr]

I just see a senselss tragedy, why did he go out without a life vest?

[zoidberg]

All morbid joking aside, this should be a reminder that even on a paddleboard you should wear a PDF/lifejacket, which it’s clear from how his body was found (that is, 8 feet underwater) he was not. Weather changes, accidents happen, you can be separated from your board and you can get a lungful of water very quickly, particularly if the water is choppy.

[Mister44]

Yikes. Wear your life jacket, especially if alone. Even good swimmers can fuck up and get a lung full of water and then what?

[dabeyc]

not scolding anyone who made a conspiracy theory joke – that was my first thought – but it really is a sad PSA for a) maybe not going alone and b) wearing a life vest. this is a tragic accident that was likely preventable.