These things are usually transported in a big orange/yellow box that looks like a cooler, so people will steal the cooler. Of course the “cooler” is well marked to inform people it is radioactive and not actually a cooler, but if you didn’t want your cooler stolen isn’t that just what you’d write on the side?
He’s not the ref, he’s a steward. Part crowd control, part helping people to their seats. And now part kicking dildos into goals. No one ever asked me to do that when I was doing the same job at Carlisle.
“Your job is to help people find their seats, an odd bit of crowd control here and there. Oh, you may need to kick a dildo into a goal every now and then”