Wonderful.
These things are usually transported in a big orange/yellow box that looks like a cooler, so people will steal the cooler. Of course the âcoolerâ is well marked to inform people it is radioactive and not actually a cooler, but if you didnât want your cooler stolen isnât that just what youâd write on the side?
The game has changed a lot since I was a kid. Yellow cards for simulation, VAR, and now dildos.
SoâŚthe ref wins?
Heâs not the ref, heâs a steward. Part crowd control, part helping people to their seats. And now part kicking dildos into goals. No one ever asked me to do that when I was doing the same job at Carlisle.
That would be an odd interview.
âYour job is to help people find their seats, an odd bit of crowd control here and there. Oh, you may need to kick a dildo into a goal every now and thenâ
âCanât I just pick it up?â
âOf course not, this is soccerâ
Maybe. Itâs stiff competition.
Also, TIL a group of hippos is called a bloat.
In retrospect - pro or con?
Cinnamon rolls and sushi? Thatâs the tragedy here. How dĂŠclassĂŠ.
It wouldnât be high on the list of things I wish were different. Getting rid of the shitty guy who was my boss when I left would be first.
Drinking in public is the only thing I see wrong here, unless she was denying another person the motorized shopping cart who really needed it.
Plus, maybe drunk driving?
Donât hateâŚ
Maybe not true anyway.
Well, not the image. I do remember the cart incident now Iâve read that article.
Ginger rolls for a palate cleanser would be more proper. /s