Lodge is in TN, so…
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I wonder what’s the proper way to season that thing?
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That was my first thought, too! 
The staff is probably going to fight over who will get stuck with that job, especially after one of them finishes making the world’s largest omelette! 
Maybe they’ve got a chef the size of Paul Bunyan for flipping… 
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When the word “toot” is an overlapping Venn Diagram for both cocaine and a beans by-product. 
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“Nestled on 75 acres”
Wtf? It’s not nestled on anything.
It:
- looms over 75 acres.
- dominates the landscape on 75 acres.
- towers over 75 acres
- symbolizes the excesses of modern wealth on 75 acres
- reminds one of the stark inequalities of modern America on 75 acres.
It does not “nestle.”
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One real estate agent said that moats just don’t add all that much value to a property.
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A tale of two headlines…
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Ah yes, a reminder that it’s still very much SFOCOTRBEIPR season
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This could be a cross-post in the misogyny thread…
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I guess they aren’t in Kansas anymore!
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The book cites media reports that three quarters of five- to twelve-year-olds in the United Kingdom now spend less time outdoors than prison inmates, and one suspects statistics in the United States are little different. Jones also reminds us that:
in 2007, the words “acorn” and “buttercup” were taken out of the Oxford Children’s Dictionary, in favor of words like “broadband” and “cut and paste” to reflect changing usage of the language. “Hamster,” “heron,” “herring,” “kingfisher,” “lark,” “leopard,” “lobster,” “magpie,” “minnow,” “mussel,” “newt,” “otter,” “ox,” “oyster” and “panther” were also deemed archaic and removed.
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