Where weâre going, Marty, we wonât need god.
Call it what you want, itâs still shit.
ActuallyâŚwait a secondâŚthis might be a shoop. I can tell from the pixels and I just read an interesting article about why Heinz always has that â57 varietiesâ slogan on their labelsâŚ
Do they only do that with ketchup?
ETA: Nope! Looks like it is not on their regular mayo jar. So back to 
âIn a proxy marriage, a representative - known as a proxy - stands in place of either of the participants. In a double-proxy marriage, the participants are both absent from the marriage ceremony, and each is represented by a proxy.
It may be a term that some people arenât familiar with for one simple reason: Montana is the only state where double-proxy marriages are legal. In order to qualify, you must either be a Montana resident, or an active-duty military member.â
Shouldnât use heat packs to thaw out frozen body parts. Thats why it hurt so bad.
Also, never heard of a third sock?
I donât care if heâs handsome or handy, I just hope they find him. 
Itâs a shoop, but the thing itâs based on isnât any better.
Well, dang.
Maybe this is too⌠those doll eyes look awful.
Like crusted, ancient orbs of mayonnaiseâŚ
Come on now, thatâs not what you dudes use that third sock for.
That one-off joke about recorders in schools in the John Oliver CRT post got me to wonderingâŚ
Some other fun with recordersâŚ
I canât link the Brightcove video of the concerto at the bottom of the article, but itâs pretty interesting to me.
The âCatholic Baptismâ story is locked, but thereâs new developments. The scandal spreads:
We also have Follow-up thread for new developments on older subjects
I wonder what the ultimate percentage of unbaptized but thinking they are baptized Catholics will be?
If there is no possible way of telling the difference ex post facto, what difference does it make?
