This story is such a wild ride.
Mostly because of the Elon Musk angle.
Wait what?
reads article more closely
Oh wow.
Yeah. It seems like Carlsen got beaten, by a guy who has admitted to cheating in online games when he was younger. A random Redditor person posted a jokey post about “hidden anal beads,” and Musk and others ran with it. Musk’s amplifying of that is really what sent this thing viral.
The kid’s career is likely ruined.
I would sort of like to find one of those lyrics websites who could tackle this.
But then, I think it might spoil the magic.
My back hurts looking at that thing
Ok, in the next scene, the gang orders food from dozens of delivery robots to completely obliterate evidence at a crime scene. Get production to sketch up some story boards!
I’m more worried about the plot where the delivery bots are the cause of the crime scene! 
They aren’t delivering bagels and cream cheese, they’re delivering murder weapons.
Yes, it’s the apocalypse alright. I always figured it would start with something like this.
… giant spiders gotta eat 
The Bundy family must be despondent.
Mazel tov!
