Odd Stuff (Part 3)

Maybe it’s also separate from number of swears per incident? Even I probably said more than 21 yesterday, but there were just two or three things that made it happen.

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My BF never shouted nor swore at the tv until merkin von bankrupt began its preznitial “run.”

After mvb took office, the tv took an exponentially larger amt of verbal abuse from him.

Fuck and shit, and delightfully, curiously, also champagne are all on the list mom made of my firstest words.

Men swear more than women? Bullshit.

How the fuck did Detroit make the least sweary list?/!! Maybe they only talked to prudes, because pretty much every sentence in Detroit contains a fuck.

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I haven’t read the article yet, but I was planning on it, and planning on sending it to my daughter to show her that she made the right move!

She swears more in a day than I do in a decade. I’ve seen people do a double-take when we’re both talking together, because of the total discrepancy in our modes of speech.

So now I have to read the article to find out where she should have moved to instead!

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Of all the things I would not take along on a criminal heist…

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Not the best and brightest:

Investigators also found Instagram posts from Tharpe showing photos of large stacks of money and a message saying “robbery gang,” the release says.

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Dang.

I was a fan of Neil Oliver’s work as a historian and archeologist, but maybe I need to re-evaluate how much I still believe his thinky-bits are in working order.

The viral-like way this weird mindset propagates is beyond me, as it seems to take hold in all sorts of people, no matter their education level. Ugh.

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For half a second I thought Woke-a-nauts was a real band that played with Gaye Bikers on Acid…

What the fuck does he mean, though? What the fuck is a death spaniel?

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It’s next to Indiana

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Gait measure is up there with hand and eye scans in the the security world but fungus? That’s a new one.

Was sitting in an airport gate last night near where a Philly bound flight was cancelled. The expletives that followed, if recorded, would have let Philly top the list easily.

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What can I say? Vtubers do all sorts of interesting and innovative things for their streams while also being degenerates. Like use the player ink in Splatoon like a green screen/chroma key for showing porno (obviously nsfw)

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Speaking of Philly…

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Leopards? Honey Badger don’t give a shit. Oh, look, there’s 6 lions! (Reading this in the voice of the original helps)

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Holy shit he does look like Rob Ford… wait… I thought Rob Ford was dead? Should we start a thread?

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Rob Ford lives on in the hearts and minds of us all. Medical researchers are trying their hardest to fix the problem.

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He’s probably from South Jersey.

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Organized crime. I bet they’ll find some surprises in the trunks.

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Ew Sickening GIF by Gerbert!

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