Bat Boy is real
From the comments on this article at Polygon
Your very own personal sarcophagus.
Hard pass.
The auto-slam feature wouldnât go over well with folk who sleep with their limbs hanging over the edge. Maybe they should add guillotine blades just in case.
Yeah, bed buckling due to fire isnât my greatest concern during an emergency. Also, how will the rescue dogs or rats find someone in there? Nope!
Hey - at least weâll have enough water to die slowly- soaked in our own urine. So weâll have that going for us.
Your saying this could be a Princess and the Pee situation?
Sold separately, a Moleman drill to get the eff out after the building falls on top of you.
When I look at that picture and pretend the aye-aye is smoking a pipe it looks cool AF, like a badass wizardy night monkey.
When I adjust my perspective and see it has a creepy long finger jammed up itâs nose the effect is hampered a bit. Probinâ time, indeed.
Check out this odd Google Street View image at the front gate of Mar-a-Lago:
ENHANCE!
Partially invisible man:
WTF?
TWO of them on the right?! (looks like a double image, but only one of the pair is face-blurred)
I thought this might be a Homeland Security guy, but the hat is wrong.
Whatâs going on back here? (photo was taken November 2021)
Also interesting that this is the only Street View image in this area that shows the gate open. Take one step to the left or right, and youâre also stepping 11 months into the future:
The statue on the right is duplicated by the seam in the wraparound image. If you follow the line downward, you can see it cuts through the curb/kerb as well.
My guess is the folks at Mar-a-Lago didnât trust that the Google camera mobile was not the FBI, so they had to come out and investigate for themselves.
Nah, his lawyers hired a team to search them.
Thatâs beautiful.
Thereâs nothing like a nice warm hug.
Yo Texas:
Practical Engineering, always good.