you do it to keep the pelicans from scooping up the carcass and causing a situation where the fileted carcass bones perforate the pelican’s pouch - a serious injury that can kill the bird.
sink 'em so the sharks (and crabs) get 'em.
I’ve been doing it wrong?
So, that’s Raging Rudolph’s backstory! 
/raises hand
Um, I have a suggestion:
ISABELLA COUNTY, Mich. (WJRT) - It was a story that drew national headlines, a mid-Michigan sheriff warning residents his budget for fuel had run dry, and responding to incident calls would be prioritized.
The Isabella County Board of Commissioners has amended the sheriff’s fuel budget, using marijuana tax revenue to keep the gas tanks full.
“It’s the new cash crop,” says Isabella County administrator Nicole Frost.
The new cash crop for local governments which have recreational marijuana shops [generates] tax revenue that the state shares with municipalities.
The county board has approved using tax revenue from those marijuana sales to increase the sheriff’s fuel budget, so in a way, marijuana money will help fill the gas tanks of Isabella County Sheriff’s department vehicles for the rest of the fiscal year ending September 30.
“Maybe it is a little irony there that that’s what the sheriff is putting in his tank,” says Frost.
This all started a few weeks ago when Sheriff Michael Main posted on Facebook that his $40,000 budget for fuel was pretty much gone due to the high gas prices.
He wrote [that] police calls which are non-life-threatening, those that do not require deputies to collect evidence or documentation and those that are not crimes in-progress would be handled by phone in an attempt to reduce fuel expenditures.
“I applaud him for trying to get out in front of that, but there was really never a threat of non-response from the department,” says Frost.
She said that other extra revenue is also being used to shore up the fuel budget with an additional $20,000. …
Since it’s that time of year again-
How long until the goat burns down?
I’m sensing a lot of energy there.
That’s the La Serena.
(Not actually 24 inches long)
