This is worse:
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You have to be sure that the Navy has proper toilet facilities, unless you want this sort of thing to happen:
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Yes, yes he did poop and it smelled like frankincense and myrrh and had bits of gold.
Happy Holidays all! I’ll show myself out…
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And sleigh bells that jingled when he pooped!
It was a bit distracting.
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I know - It can be hard to get in the holiday spirit.
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Groundhog Day.
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Keeping it classy.
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HAW! “The school board takes accountability seriously”
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The scientists say previous research had mistaken the organs as scent glands or underdeveloped versions of penises
Looking for a joke about male scientists, but I can’t find one.
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Jackson claims this one is female, but I’m certain that what I’ve been stimulating is its underdeveloped penis!
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Crotch seat heat sensors, how could that not be a good idea? (Happened in October, but I don’t see a Boing.)
They were installed in an area with carded-access and assigned seats, so they already have the attendance.
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This reminds me a an obviously terrible idea some grad students at the MIT Media Lab presented at a thing I was at in the 90s. An office chair that monitored literal asses in seats to make sure that people were working. I pointed out to them that this seemed Orwellian and got confused looks in return. Ah, engineers…
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