Still - the perfect gift for one friend.
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As a person who spent a lot of time in dark clubs in priest drag can confirm
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Or nun; as the case may be.
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Hard no. Or soft no. Or whatever. Just no. A formative childhood memory is of being terrorized by a particularly nasty nun of the Daughters of Divine Charity. She was a horrible human being and my only satisfaction is that when she died she almost certainly didn’t end up where she thought she’d be. My kids joke that to this day I still flinch when a nun is nearby.
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I was beat with a piece of wood by a nun so badly that I had welts all over and couldn’t walk for a few days. Because my thermos leaked on the floor.
My parents moved me to public school afterwards & she was supposedly sent somewhere quiet. But as we know from the sexual abuse scandals - she was probably sent to a school another in a nearby town.
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Gives me a whole new, and infinitely worse, definition of trackballs.
ETA: Picture of actual crotch-heat sensors from Northeastern University
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If Donuts with the Dead isn’t your new hypothetical band name, can I steal it?
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I am already seriously locked in on “Ricin Umbrella”, so go for it!
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It was my dad’s favorite language to code in. Alas, he died in 1992.
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Strictly Limited Edition: 36 giant hardback coffee table books each encased in a striking bronze-encrusted black steel chamber. Each edition is signed, dated and numbered with certificates of authenticity provided. Only 36 are available for sale worldwide.
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Guys, learn a lesson from Brexit. Secession will fuck you. It fucked us.
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But the rest of us will be like the EU. Did anyone hear something?
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Valid point. Did not think of it from that side.
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Sheesh guys, just wait until the San Andreas Fault does its thing.
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