It’s turning into a car advert - I never understood them.
Also, always thought Bulgari should start with a V.
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The ol’ Elk had been sipping the horny juice, as rutting bulls can sometimes piss on themselves in order to douse themselves in their scent and attract females.
Wait, what? In college they told me that getting drunk and peeing on myself would not attract a mate. Liars!
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According to Waterfield, who also wrote and co-produced the film, “Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey” will see Pooh and Piglet as “the main villains […] going on a rampage” after being abandoned by a college-bound Christopher Robin. “Christopher Robin is pulled away from them, and he’s not [given] them food, it’s made Pooh and Piglet’s life quite difficult.”
“Because they’ve had to fend for themselves so much, they’ve essentially become feral,” Waterfield continued. “So they’ve gone back to their animal roots. They’re no longer tame: they’re like a vicious bear and pig who want to go around and try and find prey.”
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Eh, my money’s on Tigger to be the last toy standing. 
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“So we’re building a company to create value for our shareholders, impact for the world, and inspiration for humanity.”
I think I can see where this is going. Assuming it actually does go anywhere.
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I considered posting it into the Grifter thread.
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Works fine if you’re trying to attract an Elk! Those of us of the human persuasion, you’ll do better with the advice you were given long ago.
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Just a thought, but was this done deliberately
to ensure a vent or something isnt clogged during the paving operation?
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It’s just the Philly way.
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I would take a few traffic cones in the pavement out here if it meant the potholes got fixed! Blew out 2 tires in three days a couple of weeks ago driving at night on our terribly maintained Colorado roads!
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Narrator- the potholes in Philly aren’t getting fixed.
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“Oh my God, Hobby Lobby got hit," she exclaims as they emerge during the aftermath of the storm.”
It was god’s will.
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Commit. To. The. Bit
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sToP mAkInG ThIS pOlITicAl!
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