Odd Stuff (Part 3)

Hmm.

  1. “To authorize the President of the United States to issue letters of marque and reprisal for the purpose of seizing the assets of certain Russian citizens, and for other purposes.
    Specifically, the holder of such a letter shall be authorized to employ all means reasonably necessary to seize any asset, such as a yacht or plane, outside of the United States that belongs to a Russian citizen on the Office of Foreign Asset Control’s List of Specially Designated Nationals and Blocked Persons.”

  2. Sponsor: Rep. Lance Gooden (R-TX-5).

  3. Not a word about flags.

I have questions.

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Representative Lance Gooden does realise that the United States has multiple worlds largest navies yes?

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I understand those letters of marque would be issued to the Navy and the Coast Guard, possibly to PDs of coastal cities with boats.

Who do you think would seize a Russian yacht, the MAGA flotilla?

This bill authorizes the President to issue letters of marque and reprisal to privately armed individuals and entities to seize the assets of certain Russian citizens.

All I need is a ship and a star to sail’er by

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And US citizenship.

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“so many of privately armed and equipped persons and entities as, in the judgment of the President, the service may require”

Citizenship not required.

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The draft text states:

which I would understand to be:

The U.S. Coast Guard is an officially constituted military unit and police officers have their own enforcement and seizure powers so don’t need “letters of marque”.

“Militias” do.

And a weapon. Don’t forget the weaponry…

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Yes, yes, yes… but what about the flags?

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As you note, the bill is entirely silent on the important topic of flags. Perhaps this is to ensure that the newly constituted privateers don’t go colonising other countries.

Always embarrasing when you send a chap off to scuttle a few Spanish Russian ships and he comes back and says “Oh by the way, I’ve seized Panama for the Crown US Government great State of Texas”.

The bill does propose that the intrepid adventurers will have to post a security bond so they definitely won’t go off doing any naughty, pirate-y things.

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a privateer! finally, my calling!
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a cat? cats are bloody scary, mate!
also: our flag means death!

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Just don’t end up at the Halifax pier!

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More of Congress giving away its powers to the President.

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I assume the point is that right now the assets are being seized by governments, and Lance Gooden would really like them to go to certain private individuals. The language to old-time piracy is fun but really, there are a lot of pirates in business sector who might be interested.

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If this goes through, Eric Prince will be adding a private navy to his private army.

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fic(mpml

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What is that flag?

“Avast me hearties, hoist the skull n dildos!”

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i like to read it as “corporate pirates raiding the public trust are real dicks”

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@anon87143080 @FloridaManJefe

Crimson Permanent Insurance

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It’s what I imagine an X-ray of Stonks guy to look like.

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