Jimmy was a chemist’s son.
Alas, he is no more.
For what he thought was H₂O
Was H₂SO₄.
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But at least it’s “pure”!
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Did Clarence Thomas have a previous engagement?
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It’s billionaire summer camp season.
Gotta grift them all!
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Quick - plant lots of poison ivy and sumac. Import dengue and malaria mosquitoes.
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A bit of brilliant creativity from a millennial or a zoomer
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youtube keeps reccoing vids re: that, and I keep telling it I’m not interested. I’ve told my google news cleaner-upper I don’t want stories like it, too. Ugh. Such gross, insecure people.
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Good video idea, bad editing. (Should’ve ended right at the bite.)
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Points to the person who broke that window!
What about places where the custom is to leave doors unlocked so that people can hide from bears?
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The gods must be angry: Mexico ‘cancels’ statue of Greek god Poseidon after dispute with local deity
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Aquaman is hiding in NY.
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Only one way to settle it: Rap Battle!
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I was right! That thing’s definitely from the Gowanus Canal.
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Seems a bit extreme but there you go. Trying desperately to be popular with the voters.
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Reading that in Anne Doyle’s voice makes it sound legitimate.
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As you probably know she is in a law suit over cryptocriminalbros using her likeness to shill crimcoins so, prob not legit!
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