I have a friend who recently-ish moved near Dollywood, and I am so yoink! ing this for them 
Right…
Spot the stoned sheep in a flock of sheep?
Not gonna happen.
Don’t bogart that bale, my friend.
A certain comic book artist must be ultra jelly right about now. 
Look at those feet, though 
Just look at it!
Where are the police going to store that five tons of cocaine for evidence? They can’t possibly fit all four tons in evidence lockup.
They’ll ask officers to store some in their basements?
I saw what you did there and it reminds me of a lovely old joke.
I asked my Dad for five quid.
“Four pounds?
What do you need three pounds for?
I’ve only got two pounds.
Here’s a pound.
Gimme 50p change.”
Everything not backed up will be lost
Not sure where else to put this… so…
Feel free to put it in other threads that make sense…
