So you can milk a cow or you can milk 2 people…? 
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That’s what the sign says 
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Just wanted to make sure I was getting that right before I rushed up to Maryland for the grand milking tour!
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You’ve got two hands, ain’t ya?
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that’s why we raised goats. you only need two hands.
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Like what key its in?
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Definitely going to put a twist on deep breathing…
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How much for a wax?
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That costs more. Our workers prefer their seniors to be clean.
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I saw this on r/DIWhy but I love it.
With all the rage bait that gets posted to that sub, it’s nice to see something ridiculous and of questionable taste but still functional and well done.
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The day my late grandma moved in with us, so we could care for her, she and mom began dicussing the height of the bathtub, for obvious reasons.
Grandma and I shared a bizarre sense of humor, so I said, “Bathtub?! You don’t have to worry about that. We’re gonna take you down the basement, stand you over the drain, and hose you off!”
She laughed so hard!
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I’m pretty ridiculous, and this may be one of the rare times my taste is ???able, but I Love It! It’s hysterical!
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A shower seat in the back of the truck at the car wash.
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That massage parlor that the church was complaining about should get a bunch of those. Surely they can’t complain about musical endings. 
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