Thanks, but I’ve already got one.
You better not have it when the big one comes.
I was curious and procrastinating so I poked around on their website for a bit:
That’s dedication!
I wonder if smugglers ever try those? “Who’s going to search, huh?”
Twelve sided dice are finally having a day in the sun.
I thought it was elves.
I thought it was search parties.
Big deal. Show up at my house on a random Friday and you’ll have a 50% chance of seeing the same thing
It’s fascinating to think that all around us there is an invisible world we can’t even see. I’m speaking, of course, of the world of Invisible Scary Skeletons. - Jack Handy
For your consideration:
… it seems to me that the only way a song could be fictional is if, not only has it never been performed, but it hasn’t even been described in sufficient detail that it could be performed
If there is video of people singing it, it’s not a “fictional song,” it’s just a song 
You’d think the existence of new generations of young gaming geeks spawned by past generations of gaming geeks would have put the tired tropes of “nerds must be virgins” and “there’s no women in D&D” to bed.
