Originally published at: Offal meat spill shuts down Australian highway | Boing Boing
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What an offal disaster.
[I’ll show myself out]
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This day shall be remembered with great reverence by the Australian White Ibis (also known as the Bin Chicken).
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After the business with the crows and the lasers:
Crow’s Journal. January 14th, 2022.
The streets are extended gutters, and the gutters are full of blood, and when the drains finally scab over all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their animal waste and offal will foam up about their waists and all the highway workers and politicians will look up and shout “Save us!” and I’ll whisper “No.”
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You mean basically like this?
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I can hardly stomach such a joke.
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Literally sounds awful to me.
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That’s offal.
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As I understand it Australia does not have a vulture population.
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This makes me wish to vent my spleen, yet I lack the intestinal fortitude to do so.
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Ugh. Now I’m reminded of all those mornings being bused to elementary school, and the route always took us within a few hundred feet of the local meat packing and rendering plant.
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Well, I suppose that’s one way to spill your guts.
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Clean up on aisle 3.
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A criminal squander how none of the headlines mentioned truck spilling its guts.
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Would it be good or bad if they tried to clean that mess up with flame throwers? 
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Throw some peppers and spices on there first, and hand out tortillas to the crowd.
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Get some oats and make the world’s largest haggis.
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