Official NYC Health Guidelines advise against rimjobs during coronavirus outbreak

It is, but don’t do that either.

I just have to point out the proximity of these two bullets

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It’s very metropolitan.

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Do tongues physically go inside of said assholes during the sex act?

Yes?

THEN KISSING AFTERWARD COUNTS AS ASS TO MOUTH.

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What’s the official rec on A2A?

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Weirdest.

Wonder Twins.

Ever.

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https://images.app.goo.gl/68pA8bLrxYwpSCgD6

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If this doesn’t inspire Garfunkle & Oates to do a followup to The Loophole, I don’t know what would.

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Saw a chart last week with different substrate nCoV-19 survives in. Said metal was 48 hours, in the air after a cough was 30 minutes. In feces, the chart said at least 4 days.

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I know of Nick Cave, but don’t know his work well enough to know if this is in his wheelhouse. But sure, I am sure he gets tired of the same boring questions.

Right… but if you want to end rimming, but continue kissing, it seems to me you’re still just as likely to pass the virus.

Avoid kissing anyone who is not part of your small circle of close contacts.

That is unless your WAY more stringent on who you kiss and willy nilly on who you rim.

It’s like people can’t do anything fun any more! flails dramatically on bed

You are your safest sex partner. Masturbation will not spread COVID-19, especially if you wash your hands (and any sex toys) with soap and water for at least 20 seconds before and after sex.

Well, almost nothing fun…

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But… that shiny metal ass!

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OMG, isolation got me reading entire threads like this grossout fest. :expressionless:

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Damn it. There goes my weekend project.

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And yet we keep doing it.

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Now that’s a glorious rim job!

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"They spinnin’ homie; they spinnin…’ "

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