Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2020/05/18/official-you-can-kick-their-b.html
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Only from the headline, I assumed this was finally going to be some frank clarity on America’s until-now unofficial social/media policy of “violence ok, sex not okay” …
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Naturally…
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Further proof that no matter how old we are, or how educated, deep down we are all mentally 13 years old.
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Where’s the 10 minute rant about the evils of black soled shoes?
As long as the balls are kept clean and sanitary.
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You can’t touch your friends, but you can touch your balls, and you certainly cannot not touch your friend’s balls.
A little play on the friend’s noses joke…
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What about tripping balls? Every day seems hallucinatory.
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A word to the wise if I’ve ever heard one.
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Also in bars!
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So wait, is she saying it’s okay to play with your family members’ balls? 'Cause that seems wrong to me.
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obligatory:
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Speak for yourself.
I’m 11.
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There are definitely friends whose balls you can touch.
The secret is knowing which class a particular friend falls in to…
Also, I’m going to take her advice as a “social distancing while shopping” rule. If you’re close enough for me to kick you in the balls, it’s permitted.
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I’m so happy that she was willing to see the levity in what she was saying. It’s an inherently surreal topic to be making a public announcement about and the layer of sexual innuendo just made it that much better.
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Sharpie and balls in the same sentence
Ow! snigger heh heh
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I think she should stress that you should only mark someone’s balls with the explicit consent of the balls’ owner.
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Indeed:
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