Yep. He’s playing Dems for suckers left and right, yet again.
And Dems think Joe Fucking Biden is their best 2020 bet. Goddess help us. . .
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She should have just tased him in the balls. Less contact.
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The 8th dwarf’s name was Shocky.
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He was just trying to tell her the mask should cover her nose.
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Here’s the catch:
This just gives the landlords extra time to prepare bulk paperwork.
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Suspicions confirmed! At last we have a way to spot them.
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Sure he was. I’ve read the other versions of that story, like where she wakes up with twins.
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Does she realize that her part is off-center? Asymmetric! Run!
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I think they mean “Mirror-Universe Prime Minister Justin Trudeau”.
Wait til they bring out the agonizer.
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After a while in quarantine, some things just… stop happening?
“Shaving? What is shaving?”
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Appropriate. It is hump day, after all.
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I’m ashamed to say that before I knew this, I believed the rumours that asymptotic people were spreading the virus, and was quite prepared to call for limits on their behaviour.
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But they never quite reach the limit!
At least you’re not getting hyperbolic about it.
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Trying to be the only sane man:
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That’s really disturbing, because it means that many people are willing to believe that an act of global biological warfare was committed, and all the implications thereof. Instead of listening to the experts who we now know we should have been listening to since early January.
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