Ongoing coronavirus happenings

Yeah, until now SIP mostly described short-term, like earthquakes and hurricanes.

This is going to be a doozy.

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Really getting a kick out of Trump and other Republicans basically taking the progressive playbook and applying it to the pandemic while the Democrats stand around insisting that only incremental change is possible, as long as it doesn’t make McDonald’s too upset.

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Yep. He’s playing Dems for suckers left and right, yet again.

And Dems think Joe Fucking Biden is their best 2020 bet. Goddess help us. . .

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She should have just tased him in the balls. Less contact.

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The 8th dwarf’s name was Shocky.

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He was just trying to tell her the mask should cover her nose.

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Here’s the catch:

This just gives the landlords extra time to prepare bulk paperwork.

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Suspicions confirmed! At last we have a way to spot them.

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Sure he was. I’ve read the other versions of that story, like where she wakes up with twins.

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Does she realize that her part is off-center? Asymmetric! Run!

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I KNEW it was Harrison Ford’s fault!

Or at least, his two brothers’.

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I think they mean “Mirror-Universe Prime Minister Justin Trudeau”.

Wait til they bring out the agonizer.

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After a while in quarantine, some things just… stop happening?

“Shaving? What is shaving?”

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Appropriate. It is hump day, after all.

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I’m ashamed to say that before I knew this, I believed the rumours that asymptotic people were spreading the virus, and was quite prepared to call for limits on their behaviour.

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But they never quite reach the limit!

At least you’re not getting hyperbolic about it.

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